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put a symbol in my ask;
- ♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you
- ♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you
- ✂= just delete your tumblr already
- ✌= you’re awesome
- ♡= i love your blog
- ❁= you’re beautiful
- ✓= i hate you
- ☹= you’re ugly
- ☀= i want to fuck you
- ♬= i wish we were close
- ♧= i wish we were friends in real life
- ☆= i relate to a lot of the same things you go through (mention which one!)
- ☮= you inspire me
LOL.
Daughter: Mom I’m pregnant =/
Mother: What did I tell you!? If a boy tries to touch your tities you say DONT, and if he tries to touch your pussy you say STOP.
Daughter: Well mom he did both at the same time and I kept saying DONT STOP =’/
Mother: You stupid ass bitch, get the fuck out of my house.
